In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you give birth to your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup...gonna be a bear.
Got it this morning as a forward and liked it.
21 comments:
Nice one.
lemme know when you wanna practise the hug :p
Bear is my favourite food. If you born as bear, I will have you for my dinner. He he he
Statutary Warning: Excessive Bear hugging may be injurious to soul.
Lol,I loved this one.In this bad winter down here hibernating this way sounds soo appealing:)
You have a nice blog!
LOL ... me want to be one as well ..
with my weight , i am half done :D
LOL @ Sang's comment.
how I wish the mate expect me to wake up growling. lucky bearie.
:-)
I guess bears have lost their interest in economics and now dabbling into blogging !!.....algorithms don't change the equations but equations do change the algorithms!!
I didn't no so much about bear. Now I envy them :) Achu
@Achu: :-) They are starting to look quite cute to me also.
Me too! Me too!! I wanna be a bear! :-))
Hehehe..real nice one...beary beary nice!!! :)
This surely was a nice sequel to "That's Gross"....from the DNA stuff.
Did you get to see Will Smith's 'Hitch' ?
Mungeri
Quite a BEARable post! ;-)
i know man!!!!!!
when i had read it first I could totally relate to it...
especially the one about eating excessively :D
Eating, sleeping...wah, kya life hai bears kii!
Heh heh...that's a nice one...let me say' Waah..kya life hai.' --bears ki,I mean..wonder if this is where the quote 'bearish' for the stock market in a sluggish condition,comes from?:)
hehe....good idea...
amen.
who would write this post then:(???
n wat about the comments - they all wanna be a bear now?
waise...i wont mind being a bear myself:P, no more waxing, threading, pluking...wat relief!...lol
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