When you have a baby:
- You stand in front of the mirror at midnight and chop your long tresses off because you forgot when was the last time you washed it.
- Having a nice shower is a luxury and 11pm, 12 or, sometimes 1 am is the right time.
- You are changing all the time - the diaper, the clothes, or the bibs.
- The baby is smelling fresh and nice while you smell... nevermind!
- You wonder what is sleep, and you can do it while sitting.
- You are confident that someday you can sleep while standing too.
- Rock a bye baby is classic rock, and bloody mary and her lamb is suddenly all so important.
- Tummy time is olympics to you.
- You act like a clown to entertain the baby.
- The longest road trip is to the grocer.
- Sex is what you tick in a form as male/female/other.
- The universe and all the galaxies revolve around your little one.
- You feel disconnected when friends mail you about their problems in life.
- You click pictures of every gesture of the baby and send it to unsuspecting relatives.
- You don't know who cries more when baby gets vaccinated and stay awake the whole night to soothe the little one in your arms.
5 comments:
You cut your HAIR??
I guess it'll grow back, still...
That last one was beautiful.
My baby soon turns a year old....logged into a blog after 6 months or so and u made me laugh ....this was just the one I needed!!!
Congrats to you :)
how old is the kid?
This post really took me back. My kids were cute babies and all but I am quite happy to be done with that phase ;)
I think I should prepare myself well ahead for that phase. Or does it come naturally like all say ? :-)
@jazz: Being prepared doesn't hurt but nothing compares to the real thing.:-)
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