hoin hoin hoin

Hoin hoin hoin! wondering what? well, this is how the song, "Genda Phool" in Dilli 6 start and ends. And obviously, i am singing it in my mind. So, Amrika it is via Paris on Air France. i will blog more regularly from there. i am going for a vacation for two months and not quitting my job. One main reason is that i have too many clothes to wear. lol!
Have identified some places where i could get free food and stay: Arkansas, Texas, Washington D.C, Virginia, NewYork, and Rhode Islands. There are other offers, but it is difficult to plan the itinerary as everybody is everywhere. Anyho, i may also end up playing Garfield and not move my butt at all.
so, people see you on the other side. hoin hoin hoin! :-)

why?

Why is the amount of work inversely proportional to the number of days left to do it?

4 Lions

i remember S and i laughing till it hurt while watching the movie, 4 Lions. It is a black comedy about four British Jihadists and their ideology. You can laugh over the demented logic of the dim-wits, and how they execute their plan. This movie is about the moral idiocy of suicide bombing itself. There was a scene where they go to some training camp in Pakistan and make an utter fool of themselves. i think some U.S drones struck at the camp or something. There is a recruiter among them who doesn't speak proper Urdu and he is scolded in pure Urdu by his colleague by using the choicest bad words. It is funny and crazy at the same time, yet boldly provocative. Watch it if you still haven't.

the american geography

i never knew that America would be so important to my life someday. Agreed many of us work for American MNCs in Bangalore, but all i cared about friends is that they are in the U.S. East coast, west cost, south central, the wtf coast that never mattered are beginning to make a lot of sense. So, i have been busy figuring out the American geography and checking out where are the places that i could get free food and stay. :-) Want to catch up at least with the childhood buddies, the ex-roomie, the bro-in-law and family, and of course my dear S :-) America, why are you so big?!