Wednesday, August 20, 2008

moods

"Well, fuck you, too. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in caf├ęs, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinsky, whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, cheering the Bronx bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.
No. No, fuckyou, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!”
~ Montgomery Brogan in 25th Hour. (did not read the book but watched the movie)

24 comments:

manuscrypts said...

ah, a quote.. for sometime I wondered whatever happened to the silence.. the eloquence was fine :)

claytonia vices said...

I think you forgot the opening quotation marks... I thought someone hacked into ur blogger account and posted this! LOL!

Cynic in Wonderland said...

brilliant!

Arunima said...

@claytonia: oh my, the power of half a quotation mark!

Thanks.

AmitL said...

ROFL-Arunima,I had no idea the four-letter slang word had so many usage possibilities.BUT,I still refuse to say it.LOL.

Stone said...

ahh..dunno what to say :-)

So you really typed all this??

Arunima said...

@stone: I trust Copy Paste.

Anonymous said...

Now that you have seen this movie. Try American history X. Edward Norton Rocks....at least before he went to jail :-)

--Papillon

Arunima said...

hi Papi: I have done that too. I am having a crush on this guy yaar.

Anonymous said...

ya its kind of funny.Even i had the same after American history X, not in girly way....more in a fetish to emulate him way.Please don't call the police!!!!!

You really feel like doing it to lot of ppl in this garden(read garbage) city while driving ;-)

--Papillon

Meghna said...

Oh my my I got too much of f...for one day! heh

Arunima said...

@megha: LOL! please come back when you need more supply. :-)

Layon said...

Cool down cool down lady!!!!

AmitL said...

Hi,Arunima..do chk out my blog-u've got a mention!:)

junat said...

whatever, whatever, whatever.....

whatever is all i say when i hear someone say fuck....

[btw the guy seems to have a problem with the existence of this world it seems. thank god there is a F word he can use to let out all his frustrations... hehe.. ]

AmitL said...

Good lord,I just read about ur husband,in your comment on Ritu's blog...whew!Quite an inspirational guy,that one,at least for me,since I luv to walk,keep things in place at home,et al..but,cooking daily/washing clothes??Arghh!!:)Say a big Hi to him from me!!And,why not let him write a post once?

venkat said...

Arunima,So much of f... and never heard or read of this much,never.

Anonymous said...

Dear S&E,

Zilla Hila Diya !! Kitna poblem hai Sansar me !

Hope this is not the effect of Bhang from the Miami Mall basement !!

So good to know aap kiske ho gaye.

Mungeri

Stone said...

I trust Copy Paste.

ahh...switch to programming then :-)

Invincible said...

Amen !!
this quote rocks ! it has that 'what the f**k i've done with my life' desperation with the arrogance of 'every single f**king thing in this world is so wrong'.
i loved it !! and i am not looking fwd to watching this movie.

BuddhaLaughing said...

Lady its powerful…!

I started reading and I don’t know when I reached the last line…for there was no words or lines I saw I only saw a Female Cobra hissing flames…

Woohaaaa!!!

Hatred about the craps happening around us good…never let the fire extinguish…keep it aflame till your will is sharpened and strengthened to fight all these craps. Till then add more and more oil and wood into the furnace keep in it burning…

Haaa!!! Hairs on the back of my neck are on fire…Amazing!

Leitmotif said...

my eyes ignored some inconsequential words. they are too expensive for our palate

Anonymous said...

Fuck buddy,

You would love to see it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D7rWLzloOI

Arunima said...

lol@anonymous: Read it long time back but this is hilarious.