Wednesday, May 07, 2008

"Marriage is when two people decide to become one, the problem starts when they try to decide which one."

Now that I am married, some people have said that they are going to miss the tom, dick, harry posts from me. Yes, I must agree. They were the center of my universe those days. They were just not somebody but TOM, dick (I will not capitalise for reasons best known to all) and HARRY and how could they be not written about? How much I cried when that heart break happened? :-) Well, I can still be the tom-dick-harry consultant. so worry not people.
I have infact earned this reputation among friends. One of my friends broke up and she was talking about it to another friend. The other friend advised her to get in touch with me and take matters forward. We discussed, we made plans, the man-hunt happened and now, she is engaged and will be married on the 3rd of Dec.

I thought I am quite a narcissist but I was so glad to see another female blogger reducing my narcissism to the size of an ant. She has put up her own pictures in all shapes, sizes and angles possible- with boobs, without boobs, with cleavage, without cleavage etc. I saw a lot of people flocking there too. 128 comments! i wondered then I realised almost eighty to ninety of them were hers.

I am in the attend-interview mode again. One of my friends referred me to her organization. I cleared all the technical rounds but failed in the HR Manager round. Someday, I shall blog about which company serves the best coffee.

The elders, both his and mine expect us to start breeding as soon as possible. The reason is that 30 is knocking at the door, it is in the air and it is better before 30 and they are getting old etc. S knows I love kids and he is shit scared that I'd rape him to fatherhood.

25 comments:

**Sri Harsha** said...

Hey, I was just checking your blog statistics, and somebody came to this blog after searching for "tamil boobs blogspot" in google !!

Arunima said...

well well, the possibility of such topics in the blogworld!

I hope people do not protest and my blog is not banned.

**Sri Harsha** said...

He he ...

Protest? People protest for anything and everything anyway ...

claytonia vices said...

LOL! :)

Mamta said...

he he he.rape to fatherhood was good, would suggest the same idea to some of my married friends who love kids too:-)

austere said...

Bless you.

You made an old woman cry.

AmitL said...

Hi,Arunima-s,you're a guidance counsellor,too,advising about Tom,Dick and Harry?Nice!!:)Incidentally,why not look at that as a job option?Many mags and papers must be having these columns or wanting to start them!You'd be a success there,defi!

ROFL at the breeding part...elders never stop,do they? After the first one,they'll start saying he/she needs a sibling in order to 'grow up properly'.hehehe.:)

despiteme said...

oh boy...you are crossing an irreversible line when you get into parenthood....no more pink sneakers! LOL

And no offence Arunima, but i dont wanna get married!!! i like it like it is :)

Oh, btw...Marmite says hi to Sentry

Romila said...

Hee, hee...hilarious post.

Rape to fatherhood...Holy cow! Be a good woman and don't scare your hubby like that, man.

Saltwater Blues said...

LOL I think I know who this blogger is you're referring to. Amazes me too how she never gets tired of putting up her own pictures!

So hows you Arunima?

Sparsh said...

Oh go ahead and produce a few(whatever it takes:P)...You must do your bit for the country!!:D

shub said...

hahahaha! poor S!
font itna chota kyun kiya?!!
And I think I know the blogger you're referring to as well :)
and yes...will blog more often.

Nitu said...

Rape to fatherhood..
U made my day..hilarious ..hilarious :)

infinity said...

hey there...it's been a long time since i visited your page so i'll start off by giving you a (long overdue i think) congratulations on your wedding. it felt nice to see someone comment on my blog after such a long time, as i've not been very regular on the blogosphere of late. anyway, i'm back in the phase of trying to be more regular...so you can expect to see me back soone...nice post.

Cynic in Wonderland said...

hehehe ...rape him to fatherhood rocked!

illusionaire said...

You just got married and you're already saying "chheee chheee" to the girl who is flaunting her boobies! Ah, the wonders of becoming a mother. lolz. Just teasing ya. Wish I knew who this girl you're all talking about is (just curious, I swear).

On a more serious note, I have known quite a number of girls who had go through that same phase of not having a child in their 30s yet. Most of them are paranoid, but trust me, all that emotions and tensions will pass once you pass 35 (with or without kid).

Now most of them are still single, but they now have an aura of independency and confidence around them.

P said...

"I'd rape him to fatherhood"
haha funniest thing I read in a while and quite revolutionary idea I must say :D

"Marriage is when two people decide to become one, the problem starts when they try to decide which one."
I don't agree with 'one' part. I would rather want to be '11' where two '1s' can stay side by side together without losing themselves. Utopian idea?

Ritu said...

Hi... I think I know the blogger you've referred to... ;-) Indeed I was struck by the number of comments as well!!!!

And oh...happy mating towards childbirth!!!!

amitsinha said...

hahahah...pretty interesting topic and the article..totally different way of writing..I missed ur blog earlier, my bad luck.
amit

shobz said...

congratulations sweety,
i'm thrilled. feels good to read you. will get back to reading you again. :)

cheers

Arunima said...

@despiteme: She passed away. Will update on that someday.

Ardra said...

yet to catch up with your posts- stayed away too long- thanks for asking. just wanted to tell you that I've broken my silence for now...
warm rgds
ardra

deveshmistry said...

Just hopped on your blog blogrollin from someplace else - thought I'd congratulate ya :)

Cheerio :)

Gayatri said...

the last line of this post was hilarious. was laughing for 2 whole minutes! =)

manhunt? interesting. very! =D

Pallavi said...

All the best in your job hunting.. Am in that phase as well.. and heck breeding.. have been getting that a lot.. :)